I have this idea. Everyone that irritates me, pisses me off or bothers me more than a little, I am going to put them on a bus. When the bus reaches maximum capacity, I will push it off the nearest cliff. Of course I am in Texas, and cliffs are hard to come by, but the idea holds true. This is an ongoing theme at home, and I decided to put it down here today.

As the door opens, let's start with people that sing out loud to thier favorite songs. Not everyone, just the ones that do it loudly, and out of tune. Like my boss. She is tone deaf. And loud. She is now on the bus.

That kid on the pringles commercial, that is all smarmy cause she eats pringles, and makes fun of the people eating regular potato chips. Screw you kid, your on the bus.

tech support people that ask stupid questions. I get this alot, since I deal with most of the major computer manufacturers on a daily basis. Yes, dumbass, its plugged in and still not turning on. Back on the bus.

Anglo newscasters that insist on saying hispanic names with over exaggerated spanish. Also in the catagory are folks that like to toss in foreign words in the middle of an English conversation, to impress. Bus! Now!

Speaker phone people. you know who you are. If its not a conference call, and you have both hands free, but want to impress those around you by using a speaker phone, pick up the damn handset. I think you should sit on the front seat of my bus, so everyone can see you when they get on.

Models that are in sex phone commercials. Every sane person knows that sex phone operators weigh around 490, have 50 kids, and live in trailers. Or maybe, instead of the models, how bout the jerkoffs that think they are talking to the models when they spend 49 bucks a minute? Bus boys!

That is about all I have for now, but as they come up, I will point them out. Don't do anything stupid, and you will avoid my bus.